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Raw Vegan Nori Rolls

“Some people like to paint pictures, or do gardening, or build a boat in the basement. Other people get a tremendous pleasure out of the kitchen,
because cooking is just as creative and imaginative an activity as drawing,
or wood carving, or music.”
~
Julia Child

Creativity can be expressed in many forms: art, decor, fashion, music, writing, and of course, food.  Just tune in to the Food Network and you will see an entire channel devoted to the art of culinary creativity.

I rarely ever watch TV, but when I do, I enjoy watching the Food Network — even though I’m vegan.  I wish the Food Network aired an all-vegetarian/vegan/raw (un)cooking show.  I think that would be utterly fabulous!

One certainly doesn’t have to label themselves as vegetarian or vegan or raw in order to enjoy dishes that might be labeled as such.

Like most, I have a handful of favorite foods that I love to both prepare and enjoy.  Among this list of my favorite foods is vegan sushi!

raw vegan nori roll recipe 1

Raw Vegan Nori Roll

What is Sushi?

Sushi is probably one of the most recognized forms of Japanese cuisine throughout the world.  Traditionally, it consists of cooked rice seasoned with vinegar which is formed or rolled into bite-sized pieces with fish, seafood, meat, egg, and/or vegetables.  If the sushi is prepared and served wrapped or rolled in seaweed, it if usually referred to as a nori roll. The Japanese term for a nori roll is Maki.

Sushi and nori rolls (i.e. maki) can easily be made vegetarian or vegan.  Delicious nori rolls can be made with nori (i.e. seaweed), rice, and your choice of vegan fillings, such as cucumber, mushroom, spinach, or avocado.  Of the aforementioned ingredients, my favorite fillings for vegan sushi would definitely be avocado.  Yum!

But what about vegan raw sushi?  Is such a thing even possible?

The answer = A delicious YES!  🙂

There are many reasons why you might be interested in making (and eating!) raw vegan sushi:  Perhaps you follow a vegetarian, vegan, or a raw vegan diet, maybe you are simply trying to include more vegetarian and vegan foods into your currently omnivorous way of eating,  or maybe you’re trying to lose weight and are looking for nutritious and healthy recipes.  Or, perhaps you are interested in foods that are low on the Glycemic Index scale.  There are countless other reasons why you may be interested in preparing raw vegan sushi. …As for my personal favorite reason?  Easy:  It’s delicious!  🙂  And on top of that, I love being creative with food!

Raw Nori Rolls

The main challenge of making a raw version of vegan sushi or nori rolls would be in replacing the rice with some kind of raw replacement or substitute.  As such, there are a number of ways to go about making raw nori rolls.

Some recipes for raw nori rolls omit a rice or alternative altogether and instead simply advise you to roll a variety of finely cut fresh veggies into your nori.  This is one way to go about preparing raw nori rolls, but a big difference will be that your nori will be dry, and as a result, a little crunchy and chewy.  This will also make it more difficult to slice up your nori rolls into bite-sized pieces.  But, if you really like nori, then perhaps you’ll like this simple approach.

Otherwise, you’ll likely want to find a raw “rice” to use.  Some raw alternatives for rice include a cauliflower-nut “rice”, and there’s also a parsnip “rice”.  I put the word rice in quotes here because, obviously, actual rice is not being used, but rather something prepared to imitate rice in some way.  I’ve personally never tried the parsnip rice version, but I have tried a cauliflower rice version and I did not really care for it too much; I tried it on more than one occasion and both times it made my tummy pretty grumbly afterward.

A number of other recipes substitute the rice with some form of pâté.  There are many different recipes and varieties of raw pâté out there.

When making raw vegan nori rolls, I encourage you to try replacing the rice with different forms of raw “rice” and pâtés, until you find a favorite you really like.

I’m going to share with you a recipe for raw nori rolls using a pâté that I personally quite enjoy.  I don’t know about you, but I most enjoy flavors that are typically rated on the strong (and frequently spicy) and flavorful side vs. the mild or bland side.  Therefore, I prefer to make a pâté that has a fairly strong flavor.

How To Make Raw Vegan Nori Rolls

You will need:

  • Food Processor
  • Sharp Knife
  • Spatula (or other spreading utensil)
  • Sushi rolling mat
  • Cutting board (optional)
  • Chopsticks (optional)
  • Ingredients

Pâté Ingredients:

    • 1.5 Cups Raw/Natural Almonds
    • 1/4 Cup Peeled Eggplant
    • Between 2/3  cup Celery (throw in the leafy part too!)
    • 1/2 Cup Yellow Bell Pepper
    • 1-2 Button Mushrooms
    • 2-3 Green Onions
    • 1/2 – 1 Tbsp (i.e. to taste) Fresh Ginger
    • 1-2 Cloves Garlic (to personal preference)
    • Crushed Red Pepper Flakes, to taste (optional)
    • Herbs — to taste (parsley, basil, oregano, thyme, sage, rosemary, etc. Try different combination of herbs!)
    • Lemon Juice (1 Lemon)
    • 1 Tbsp (or more to taste) Tamari / Soy Sauce / Nama Shoyu
    • Sea Salt (to taste)
    • 1 Tbsp Sesame oil (optional)

This pâté recipe will allow for 4-5 (or possibly more) nori rolls, depending on how thick you spread on the pâté when preparing your rolls.  Feel free to double or even triple the recipe, depending on how many you’d like to make.  Each nori roll can be quite filling.  Additionally, the pâté will keep well in the fridge for quite some time, so if you like, feel free to make lots in advance so that afterward you can whip up some nori rolls in mere minutes!  That’s one definite advantage that raw nori rolls have over their rice-based counterparts.  🙂

Other Ingredients:

  • Nori (i.e. Seaweed) — You can use nori that is toasted or raw, organic or non-organic…  it’s up to you!
  • Nori Roll filling
  • Pickled Sushi Ginger (optional)
  • Wasabi (optional)
  • Sesame seeds (optional)


Making the Pâté

1.  Prepare the Almonds (Soak and Strain).

It is recommended to first soak the almonds for 8-12 hours, or longer.  To do so, simply place the dry almonds in a bowl and cover with filtered water and set it out on your kitchen table or counter.  When you soak the almonds, they will absorb quite a bit of water (and some might evaporate overnight if you live in a dry or warm environment), so be sure to have plenty of extra water in your bowl.

Next, strain the almonds once they have soaked for a sufficient length of time.  1 1/2 cups of dry almonds will yield somewhere around 2 – 2 1/2 cups of soaked almonds.

2.  Blend the Ingredients in the Food Processor.

If you are doubling up recipe above, it will likely be too much for your food processor to blend effectively.  Therefore, I’d recommend blending the ingredients in the portions as listed in the recipe as two (or more) separate batches, and then stirring all the batches together afterward.

First, blend the soaked almonds until you have something like a rough almond paste.  (Note that your aim here in NOT to create almond butter.)  Second, add in the veggies and blend again.  I included ingredients like eggplant and spinach because they are sponge-like in nature and should help absorb a little excess water or liquid, if present.  Third, add and blend the remaining ingredients.

3.  Be creative!

I highly encourage you to experiment and be creative with the pâté recipe.  Experiment with different veggies and herbs.  Some people might like lots of garlic, while others might prefer little to no garlic in the recipe.  Some might prefer lots of ginger and spice.  If you like wasabi, you could even try putting some wasabi directly into the pâté!  Heck, why not?  I’m personally not a huge wasabi fan (though I know many are), so if you are into that flavor then I’d imagine you’d love this pâté recipe with a hint of wasabi flavor throughout.  🙂

Almond pâté for raw vegan nori rolls - aka raw vegan sushi!

Almond pâté for raw vegan nori rolls – aka raw vegan sushi!

Please Note:  Whether or not you are being creative and experimental with the recipe, one thing to be careful of is that you don’t want to make your pâté too wet or soggy.  It should have a fairly thick consistency such that you could form it into a patty or ball and it will keep its form, yet it should also be spreadable.  If it seems too liquidy you should be able to fix this by blending in some dry almonds to the mixture, or possibly by adding mushroom, since they are like sponges and therefore should, theoretically, absorb some excess liquid.

Choosing your Nori Roll Filling

The ingredients you choose to fill your nori rolls is what will end up in the middle of your roll!  Choosing your filling is another opportunity for you to experiment and exercise creativity!  You will likely want to choose fillings that compliment the flavor of your pâté.

For example, if you want to be adventurous you can choose fruit as for filling, like mango, pineapple, strawberry and kiwi!  It’ll be delicious, but if that’s the way you want to go, you’ll probably NOT want to make your pâté with garlic.  (Although garlic and pineapple can compliment each other, last time I checked garlic didn’t go too well with strawberry and kiwi.)

… But while we’re on the vein of fruit in nori rolls, it follows that you could even make dessert nori rolls by making your pâté sweet instead of savory!  Replace the pâté veggies with banana and/or apple.  Add in a couple dates.  Omit the garlic, and replace the savory herbs with spices like cinnamon and cloves and vanilla.  … Wow, that sounds good!  I’m going to go try this myself!  Mmmmm….

Anyway… assuming you are looking for something savory instead of sweet of dessert-like, you’ll likely want to stick with an assortment of veggies as your nori filling.  As I mentioned earlier, my favorite is avocado.  When I most recently prepared raw vegan nori rolls, I used avocado, cucumber, carrot, red bell pepper, and sprouts as the filling.  Sunflower sprouts are especially pretty in nori rolls.  Beet can also work quite well, too, and it is especially colorful.

Cucumber, red bell pepper, carrots, avocado, and clover sprouts, ready for nori-rolling fun!

Cucumber, red bell pepper, carrots, avocado, and clover sprouts, ready for nori-rolling fun!

Preparing your Nori Roll Filling

When preparing the filling for your nori roll, I would recommend spicing your ingredients very finely.  If you like, you can use a shredder for something like carrot or beet.  If you are using a knife, try cutting your veggies into thin but long pieces, the thickness of the width of a match or two.

You can marinade certain veggies for your nori filling, too!  Try marinading spinach in a marinade of sesame oil, tamari, and ginger.  You could also try marinading shiitake mushrooms!  I’m getting hungry just thinking of all the wonderful combos and possibilities…  is it time to eat yet?

It’s Nori Time!

Now that we have the pâté and the filling prepared, it’s finally time to incorporate the nori!

Nori refers to dried seaweed that has been pressed into thin sheets.  Raw nori does exist, so if you are a raw foodie, then fear not — raw nori sheets are available, although  you’ll probably have to go to a store that specializes in organic products in order to find it.  Otherwise, many grocery stores carry non-raw / roasted nori sheets.

1.  Shiny Down, Ridges Up!

When you look at a sheet of nori, you will find that one side is shiny while the other side has small ridges on it.  You’ll want to place the smooth and shiny side down onto your sushi rolling mat with the ridge-side facing up.  Place the bottom of the nori sheet in line with the bottom of the rolling mat.

2.  Spread ’em, Baby!

Next, it’s time to spread the pâté onto the nori sheet!  Spread the pâté with a spatula.  You’ll want to keep the top inch or two of the nori clear of any pâté.  I’ll explain the reasoning behind that shortly.

3.  Fill ‘er Up!

Once you have evenly spread the pâté onto the nori sheet, it’s time to place your filling onto the pâté.  You’ll want to place your filling ingredients in a horizontal line across the width of the nori sheet and a bit below the center of the nori sheet and pâté.  You won’t need much filling ingredients for each roll — when assembling your rolls you’ll likely be surprised to discover how a little filling goes a long way.  If you put in a lot of filling ingredients you’ll likely have difficulty rolling up your roll in the next step.  If you are a novice at sushi and nori rolling, I’d recommend to start off by being sparse with your filling ingredients.

Raw Vegan Nori... Ready to Roll!

Raw Vegan Nori… Ready to Roll!

Let’s Rock and Roll!

Rolling raw nori rolls can be a little tricky at first.  If you’re already experienced in the art of rolling traditional nori rolls — i.e. the kind prepared with rice — please note that you’ll need to be fairly gentle when exerting pressure during the rolling process.  You will find that the pâté is much softer than the layer of rice that would otherwise traditionally be spread onto the cooked nori sheet; if you exert too much pressure when rolling, you will squish your roll and it will turn out misshapen and deformed!

It’s a bit difficult to explain how to roll up sushi / nori rolls, but I’ll try my best.

First, take the bottom of the rolling mat and, with just the right amount of pressure, lift it up and *just* over your horizontal line of filling ingredients.  Gently roll it little.  When you roll the nori upwards (i.e. from the bottom towards the top), you’ll want to simultaneously roll back the sushi mat.

Remember that inch or two of nori that we left uncovered?  Well, here’s where you find out why we did that!  Take a little water (or tamari, or rice vinegar) and dab it on along the top dry part of the nori sheet until it’s damp.  You may notice it start to shrivel up — that’s normal.

After dampening the top inch or so of the nori sheet, continue to gently roll the nori towards the top until it is completely rolled up!

Continue assembling and rolling nori rolls until you’ve made the desired number of rolls.  Remember, you don’t have to use up all of the pâté if you don’t want to.  Store any leftover pâté in a sealed container and put it in the fridge.  It should keep for at least a week, if not longer.  When you’re ready to make more nori rolls, just take it out of the fridge and spread it onto a sheet of nori, add some filling, them roll it up!  It’s that easy!

Raw vegan nori rolls -- just waiting to be sliced into delicious bite-sized pieces of yum!

Raw vegan nori rolls — just waiting to be sliced into delicious bite-sized pieces of yum!

Slice and Dice

The next step in preparing your nori roll is slicing it up and turn it into bite sized pieces.  I usually cut each roll into six pieces.

You will want to use either a very sharp knife or a serrated knife. I’ve tried both kinds of knives when slicing nori and have personally found they both seem to yield similar results.  Just make sure your knife is not dull.

Be very gentle when applying downward pressure when slicing up your nori roll.  You will want the cutting action to mainly take place from the movement of your knife back and forth in a sawing motion while simultaneously applying the slightest vertical pressure.  When I slice my nori, I will make the first slice in the middle of the roll, dividing it into two equal parts.  From there, cut each half into even thirds.

Et..  voila!  Your Nori Roll is ready to eat!

Raw vegan sushi, ready to eat!

Raw vegan sushi, ready to eat!

The Finishing Touch

There’s nothing holding you back from eating your nori pieces as soon as you finish slicing them.  However, if you’re not in a hurry, I’d recommend taking an extra moment to really set the mood and take a moment in plating and presentation.

Nori rolls are traditionally placed on a rectangular plate or platter rather than the typical circular shaped North American plate.  If you like, serve your nori rolls with condiments such as organic pickled ginger, wasabi, and tamari (or soy sauce, or nama shoyu).  I really like to sprinkle sesame seeds onto each individual piece, too.

Nori rolls are traditionally eaten with chop sticks, but no one is going to judge you if you just treat them as finger food and eat them with your hands.  …well, I won’t judge you, anyway.

Nori rolls are great as a snack or even as a full meal.

They are especially yummy when serves with miso soup and salad!

They are also wonderful to serve at parties!

However you decide to enjoy your nori rolls, remember to be creative, and have fun!

Bon Appétit!

🙂

Raw vegan sushi served with miso soup, salad, organic pickled ginger and tamari.

Raw vegan sushi served with miso soup, salad, organic pickled ginger and tamari.

unADULTeRATED me – 2010 Fringe Tour! From Toronto to Edmonton, and Everything in Between.

I’m a little embarrassed to say I’ve neglected my blog while I’ve been on tour with my Fringe show, ‘unADULTeRATED me’.

I’m currently at the Edmonton Fringe, which is drawing to a close at the end of this weekend.  I’ve already performed five of my six slotted performances.  My last performance is Saturday, August 21st at 2PM.

Before I get into how my Edmonton Fringe experience has been, first I’m going to recap my experiences for the rest of the Toronto Fringe, Winnipeg Fringe, and Saskatoon Fringe.


TORONTO FRINGE

Overall, the Toronto Fringe was a pretty good experience.  I mean, I had received an AWESOME 4-star review from Toronto’s EYE WEEKLY Entertainment Magazine!  I also had a pretty great online review at a Toronto Theatre Review website called “Mooney on Theatre”.

I also had a number of standing ovations in Toronto, which is always very encouraging.

My second-last performance in Toronto was especially amazing for me.  The audience was certainly not ‘huge’ (no more than 40 people), but the energy was just amazing.  Not only did I have a standing ovation after that performance, but the audience started CHEERING and CLAPPING IN UNISON!!!

Afterward, when I was on my way out of the theatre, a woman who had been in the audience stopped me to tell me how she thought my show was the most daring thing she’s EVER seen on stage, and how wonderful she thought the show was; and especially how she believed I touched each and every audience member present at that performance — especially all the women present.

WOW.  I felt sooo full of gratitude to hear this feedback.


WINNIPEG FRINGE

So far, Winnipeg Fringe (2010) has been my most successful Fringe not only during this tour, but also during my entire Fringe “career”, despite my predominantly mediocre media reviews.

The Winnipeg Free Press review of ‘unADULTeRATED me’ had been based on my June 11th performance in Montreal. I had been in touch with the reviewer, and he himself informed me of the date. This was the very first performance of the ENTIRE tour; the show that reviewer (Kevin Prokosh) had seen was not the same show I had been performing in London and Toronto.  I was disappointed because I felt we (audiences and myself) deserved an accurate and up-to-date review based on the show in its current form, not one that was based on a performance from OVER a month ago.  But, oh well…  Thankfully, however, many audience members spoke up to express their own opinion of the show by leaving comments on the website.  That was wonderful!  Here are a couple of favorites that were posted on the Winnipeg Free Press review and website:

“In my Fringe experience, I am *always* wary of clown shows.

Some are very good (Izzy, Poofy DuVey), and some are very… Very… Bad. (Not mentioning names.)

However- Rachelle has scored a hit with Fizzy Tiff and can be added to that list of hilarious and touching clown shows. What she does in her show really could teach us all a little something about how we look with far too much criticism at ourselves and others- She performs with reckless abandon and throws caution to the wind in the finale of the show, which, without giving too much away, combines probably three of the activities humans generally fear the most. It takes a strong performer to pull off such a gutsy finish, and Fizzy does it humbly and with a touch of class despite her awkwardness preluding it in the first 45 minutes of the show.

Not only that, but the show is very funny. Very very funny. Don’t be afraid to get into it- Believe me, the more you give, the more you’ll get back from her, and she will give you a lot..!

Great show, and in my eyes deserves at least a solid four and a half stars, if not the perfect five.

As stated, the WFP review by Prokosh is a vast disservice to a talented Winnipeg artist who should be recognized by our community. Well done Rachelle! Fizzy Tiff: Part II next year?”


“UnADULTeRATED me is exactly what the Fringe is all about. I loved this play because from the moment it started it kept on enfolding in ambition, realizing its potential at each turn and coming to the perfect ending with props strewn throughout the show covering the stage as if they were left there for us to savour the taste of each delectable scene. At first you think, she is going to pull off the coquette buffoon really well and it is going to be a fun but simple play. Next, you realize that the audience participation and some early risks are going to lead to a little more edge than expected. With success at each level, “Fizzy” shifts it into overdrive with a stunning social commentary that is stinging but offered, if you can imagine, with love, tenderness, vulnerability and hope. My review is “over the top” because this play deserves it!”

As for the CBC review… it was an alright review, but unfortunately for me, the CBC Winnipeg reviewer had come to review my weekday NOON show in Toronto.  There were approximately five people in attendance at that show, and the audience was extremely closed with their energy.  Interacting with the audience felt like pulling teeth, and I had to wonder why they had even bothered to come to a show that had “audience participation” in the warning if they were going to be so closed-off and unwilling to interact.  I  guess that’s the luck of the draw, though.

Despite the mediocre reviews, word-of-mouth (and my flyering!) spread, and I had some wonderful attendance and wonderful shows in Winnipeg.  Again, there were a number of standing ovations, and many people would stop to tell me how much they loved the show.

I also received my first 5-star (equivalent) review in Winnipeg in the UPTOWN Magazine!  Technically, UPTOWN doesn’t rate shows by stars and instead uses a letter-grade system.  But, they gave my show an A+ rating, which is equivalent to 5-stars!

I never sold out a show in Winnipeg, but I came *extremely* close to selling out a show…  I think three of my shows had attendance in the high 90’s!

My show also earned “BEST of FEST” for my venue!

So, overall, Winnipeg Fringe was a wonderful experience!


SASKATOON FRINGE

After the Winnipeg Fringe, it was off to Saskatoon.

I had a number of ups and downs in Saskatoon.

In terms of “ups”,  ‘unADULTeRATED me’ received a wonderful 5-STAR review that was published in the Saskatoon daily paper called The Star Phoenix.  That was certainly pretty awesome!

The fact that Saskatoon Fringe is a pretty small Fringe Festival also proved to be an up/pro (vs. a con) — that way, audience members have the chance to see every show if they so choose.  This certainly would not be possible at a larger Fringe Festival like the Winnipeg Fringe or Edmonton Fringe.

One of the down sides of my experience at the Saskatoon Fringe was pertaining to my venue.  It was in a school gymnasium and the acoustics were pretty lousy.  Additionally, due to the nature of my show, my show works best when performed in a venue or space that contributes in creating intimacy between myself and the audience.  My venue in Winnipeg was perfect for this… However, As for my venue in Saskatoon… let’s just say it’s more difficult to create a feeling of intimacy in a gymnasium.

…Venue-characteristics aside, there were some organizational issues that myself and other Fringe artists encountered, too….  Without going into any specific/boring details, let it suffice to say that it was pretty damn frustrating and annoying.  But oh well…

Anyway.  During the time of the Saskatoon Fringe, I was finding I needed a lot of personal time to myself. By this point I had been touring for a while, and additionally I missed my sweet heart terribly.

Saskatoon Fringe is typically known as the Fringe where all the Fringe Artists get to see each others’ shows, but unfortunately, I only saw two shows there!  I spent most of my off-time at my ‘home’.  Additionally, the place where I was staying in Saskatoon was a 45 minute walk away from the Fringe, so I spent quite a bit of time each day walking to and fro (unless I managed to get a ride part-way there).

Since I had spent a lot of down-time at home, I didn’t flyer nearly as much as I “should” have.  But even so, I did better at the box office in Saskatoon than I had for Toronto, London, or Montreal.

My show received multiple standing ovations in Saskatoon, as well!  I encountered many local audience members who told me how much they loved the show.  Some performers who saw my show there also had great feedback for me.  One performer who saw it in Saskatoon had even told me she felt like it was the best show she had ever seen in her life!  A different performer told me he thought it was strikingly beautiful.  (Aww!)  While yet another performer told me how much she loved the show and my character.

Despite my 5-STAR review in the local daily paper, multiple standing ovations, and much wonderful feedback, I was a little hurt to find out how some people detested my show.  An online blogger for a local entertainment paper/website apparently disliked the show quite adamantly and gave it 1 star.  Unfortunately, I know this hindered a lot of people from seeing the show, which is really unfortunate.

However, I know many MANY people truly enjoyed my show because I received many standing ovations while in Saskatoon!  Additionally, many people would tell me in person that they truly loved and appreciated my show, or they would take the time to find me on Facebook and tell me there… or, some even ventured out to find my blog to leave glowing comments!   Such exchanges were (and are) always welcomed and very encouraging.  🙂

As my show traveled and toured further west, it seems its audience members would become more and more polarized and divided in regards to this show!


EDMONTON FRINGE

I arrived at Edmonton Fringe with hopes of the most successful Fringe I would ever have in my life.  Here I was, my show having garnered a number of 4 and 5 star reviews, in the largest Fringe Festival in all of North America.  Surely I would do really well here, right?

Perhaps I would have had my show not been panned by a number of local reviewers.

I must admit, I was a little bewildered at the harshness of some of the reviews my show was receiving here in Edmonton.  For example, a review in the Edmonton Journal rated my show at 1.5 stars.  This review was based on a performance at the Saskatoon Fringe. …Now, I happen to know which performance this particular reviewer had been at; and at the end of that particular performance, about a dozen or so audience members who had been in attendance at that matinee show rose out of their seats to give me a standing ovation.  Surely that would equate to a fairly decent review?  But, apparently not!

The reviewer did not personally enjoy the show.  According to her review, I don’t think she really understood it, but either way… I would think that a reviewer for a paper would want to point out that her opinion differs from those who were also in attendance who thought the show deserved a standing ovation.  I mean, in my opinion, a reviewer for a city-wide newspaper has an obligation, or duty, to inform the public of facts pertaining to a show, and not just mere and pure subjective opinion.  It was a fact that many people in attendance truly enjoyed the show and gave it a standing ovation.  But to blatantly omit this fact from the review… just seemed so wrong to me!

Let me be clear — I think everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I don’t expect everyone to love my show.  That is totally fine with me.  To expect otherwise would be unreasonable.  I’m not upset that the reviewer did not enjoy my play. But, as a reviewer for a city-wide daily paper such as the Edmonton Journal, I would think the reviewer should have at least acknowledged in her review that many people who attended the performance she witnessed did, in fact, thoroughly enjoy the show — even enough to give it a standing ovation!  In my books, a 1.5 star review + a standing ovation just doesn’t add up!

The audience comments that some people left on the E.J.’s review website were also hugely contrasted. One commenter said they felt the show was an awful train wreck, while yet another thoroughly enjoyed it and said they’d rate it at 4.5 stars.

A different review that was published in the Sun here in Edmonton was an interesting one.  The show was given a rating of 2 suns (i.e. stars), and yet…  at the end of the review (in reference to the end of my play), it was summed up that I had delivered an outstanding heartfelt performance.  Again, this didn’t seem to add up in my books… outstanding heartfelt performance (i.e. a heartfelt socko) equates to two stars?  Well, okay…

I’m honestly not sure what all the controversy is about.  Perhaps Edmonton is more conservative than I had initially thought!?  Clearly, in my opinion at least, some people simply did not ‘get’ the show and failed to see the deeper meaning and metaphor which lay just beneath the outer surface and exterior of the play’s deceivingly simple plot.  But what can one do?  I’d rather have it be somewhat subtle than beat people over the head with any sort of message or theme.

Despite many poor and mediocre media reviews I’ve received here in Edmonton, I’m still encountering many people here at the Edmonton Fringe who have truly loved and appreciated ‘unADULTeRATED me’.  Just this evening, I was recognized while on the Fringe grounds, and a man who had seen the play stopped to tell me he quite enjoyed my show and thought it was awesome!  Another man who had seen my show told me he had worked in the entertainment and theatre industry for years and had seen in the vicinity of 10,000 shows… and, he thought my show was amongst the most enjoyable he’s ever seen!!!  WOW!!!  Considering that man’s background and profession, I was especially thankful to hear such lovely encouraging feedback!  (…There have been many other cases too, such as Fringe Volunteers telling me my show was their favorite so far, etc.)

But, in terms of media reviews, at least I have a 5 STAR review published online in Edmonton’s SEE Magazine.  It is a wonderful review, too.  And for that, I am very appreciative and thankful!


ALL GOOD THINGS…

I’ll be done performing the last show of ‘unADULTeRATED me’  here in Edmonton in just under 12 hours from now.  After that, I’ll be traveling to Calgary with a good friend of mine that I’ve known since high school.  I’ll be spending the night there, and we have a plan in the day on Sunday (I think we’re going for a hike), and then Sunday evening I’ll be flying out to Vegas to visit with my U.S. Sweetheart.  <3  I miss him so much!!!

I have plans to perform the show at least a couple more times coming up in October.  Plans are in the works to perform ‘unADULTeRATED me’ at the Soulocentric Festival in Calgary, and I’ll also be performing the show once more in Winnipeg at Aqua Books as part of their ‘Best Of The Fest’ Series on October 16th!

All in all, this tour and show have given way to some extremely wonderful experiences.  True, it’s had its ups and downs, but when I look back at the overall experience, I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Each experience has contributed towards my unique path of development and growth — as both an artist and an individual —  and I am extremely appreciative and grateful for having had the opportunity to learn, grow, and to have had all these wonderful experiences.

My show has garnered virtually every review rating possible. This just goes to show that reviews are so entirely subjective. What one person loves, another may hate; or vice versa. A review is merely the opinion of one individual. I have learned to not put so much faith in a review… to trust myself, and to not let others determine my value or worth.

Every artist and individual is so much more complex than what can be conveyed in a mere review (“good” or “bad”)… it simply cannot begin to scratch the surface of one’s complex and unique inner being.  … That is what makes life so beautiful and amazing!

And so, in closing… Here’s to Life, to Art, and to Love…  they’re really all the same thing anyway.  Aren’t they?

Now, on to more exciting adventures of creativity and inspiration!

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